i haf not bin in tutch fur a wile forcos i haf been at da brij for neerly 8 munfs now an as u no i were lukin fur mi minyuns and i had found sum but not all and den i gots bizzy an da brij is fun so las nite i had a biiiiig surprise wot was organized by my bestest buddy merlin and we hads a big party an i videotapped it and i fort u mite want to see it it was a well wikked laff an did u n dat even da minyuns whoo arent at da brij yet well they com an visit wen theys sleepin by by riff x

fownded daisy

she is efery bit as qute an funnee an silly as i fort she wud be and she is growd up an silly at da sayme tim and she blow kisses to her mummy and bottom rasperies to her sister an now she draggin me off to play hunt da goffers cos dis girl be fulls of da energy !!!

now i seen manuka!

i waz surpriysed to see manuka an i did say to him wot u doin here ur erly an he sed dusnt matter dusnt matter i done beated da nortee fairies wot tried to take my tezzercals an he was so happy an den he sed i fink my mummy waz sad wif me cos i did sumfink too too norty an he wudnt say wot it was cept he sed in da brij it was ok an he had been furgifen by his frend and sed dey is good bruvvers agen an he sed it waz ok for his mum to haf been mad at him cos she r hooman an it a natral feelin but he still lovels her truly truly truly and he noes very mch she dus love him too and he sed wun day they will all be toevver agen an dey will play silly games in da grass an he dursnt mind da wate cos its ok to wate for sumfink u noes wil happen wun day

i r fownd rolf!!!

silly rolf he hafs alwes had eyes!!! but now he can see wif dem.

rolfie ses hi to his mummy and ses he will see her agen wun day an when he ses see he reely meens see! he hafs fownd his bruvvers an he luves his mummy all da time!!!!

best day ever!!!

i are fownd merlin!!!

elo!

u finked you saw da last of me? u reely finked dat? den you are crazee foos! i are riff da magnificent and i will not be kep down!
i haf been in da ranebow brij for bowt 2 weaks now an las nite i was chatting to god and playing in his beerd an i axed him wher my tezzercals was an it turns owt you CAN say da wurd tezzercals to god and even wurds like bum and nancy-boy an he dont mind it and god sed yore tezzercals are bak on erf an i sed bugger cos now i cant gets to dem and den god sed u must appoint a succsessir an so i haf appoynted dat mcclane cos he broute the illness witch did kill me but i dusnt hold it agenst him cept for dat his pennanse is dat he mus find mi tezzercals and god he did say wot is u gonna do now and i fort a bit an i sed play da harp? an god sed no you hasnt got no fumbs why dont u go find yore minyuns who haf alreddy been to da brij and i didnt even fink of dat an then hoo did appeer but dat cobway and dat toga - did u no they died a foo days affer me for da saym illness an now we is on a mission to reunite orl of da minyuns togetvver an i am so so happy cos i haf missed my minyuns an it has just hit me dat i will see nigma an merlin agens!!!! dat is so so so gud!!! so wotch dis space cos i hafs bought a eternities wurf of wifi vowchas an i haf interweb access again

and mcclanes blog is www.vermin-realm.com/mcclanesblog

Goodnight from Riff's Mum

Hello everyone,
This is Riff's mum here. I kinda knew that Riff had a blog - certainly I kept seeing him using the computer and giggling to himself but i didn't realise how often he used it! I'm in shock at exactly how naughty he was, to be honest!!!
I've been in Paris for the last week and the boys' dad has been looking after them. On Friday night he phoned me up to say that Riff, Toga and Dobby had been choking and we were worried. Then on Saturday morning they had to go to the vets because they were still ill. Sadly the vet diagnosed an infection and gave them some medicine, but it was too late for Riff. He decided it was time to go to the bridge and reclaim his tezzercals, find Merlin and marry Enigma.

We are very sad.

Riff - 1st July 2005 - 16th June 2007.